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I screencapped this off of Hulu, that is why there is a caption in the upper left-hand corner.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I absolutely LOVED this episode of the Simpsons. I want to give Matt Groening a big hug. Last week, the Simpsons had an absolutely devastating takedown of e-cigarettes and how they are marketed to kids. Oh, man, I would have LOVED to have been in the boardroom of Blu E-cigs on Monday morning after this episode.<\/p>\n

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In this episode (I am having to post screencaps from Hulu because that’s the only legal way I can do it … I’m not even positive it’s legal this way.), Bart meets his friend Millhouse’s cute older Dutch cousin Annika Van Houten (this is cute. Simpsons writers are a big fan of Game of Thrones and the Dutch actress who plays Melisandre — her name is Carice Van Houten), who is a big fan of e-cigs. She introduces Bart to e-cigs.<\/p>\n

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Bart is offered bubblegum, strawberry shortcake and watermelon nicotine flavours for his e-cigarettes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Annika asks Bart to go the Quickie Mart to buy five packs of e-cigs (it wouldn’t be packs, but cartridges). Bart slaps a five-dollar bill on Apu’s counter and Apu pulls out a pack of “Laramie e-cigs” (which looks exactly like Marlboros, funny joke because RJ Reynolds own the biggest e-cig company out there — Blu E-cigarettes) and says:<\/p>\n

“Though it’s legal in this state, you’re asking for a nicotine delivery device that could quite possibly leave your breathing through a hole in your neck.”<\/p>\n

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Bart then imagines how cool it would be to have a hole in his neck, where he could eat spinach without actually having to taste it.<\/p>\n

Apu adds:<\/p>\n

“You are right, but remember this is not kids’ stuff. Now, would you like bubblegum flavour, strawberry shortcake or watermelon dream.”<\/p>\n

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Maggie finds one of Bart’s e-cigs.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Oh, SNAP. This is awesome. I literally squealed out loud.\u00a0 Here is THE issue with e-cigs. This is what pisses me off SO MUCH about e-cigarettes. They’re not marketed to kids? Bullshit. Why are there so many candy and fruity flavours then? These aren’t for grown-ups. These are\u00a0 for 14- and 15-year-olds. You aren’t … fooling … anyone, Blu and every other e-cig company out there.<\/p>\n

Later, Marge catches Bart vaping e-cigs. Bart’s response: “It’s still legal in this state … the bill is stuck in committee.” Yup, the Simpsons got it right. The FDA has proposed banning e-cig sales to minors, but those regulations have been stuck in the “draft” phase for well over a year now. In many states, young teens can still easily buy e-cigs.<\/p>\n

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Bart tells Annika to take her “poison penlights.”<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

When Marge tells Homer about Bart using e-cigs, Homer says, “Oh, those are totally legal. Tell me, does he like bubblegum or strawberry?”<\/p>\n

In the end, Bart tells Annika off at the airport as she returns to the Netherlands, telling her to “take these poison penlights with you.”<\/p>\n

Thank you, Simpsons. Thank you, thank you. For this epic takedown of what’s\u00a0turned into\u00a0an absolutely craven, amoral industry —\u00a0e-cigarettes.<\/p>\n

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I absolutely LOVED this episode of the Simpsons. I want to give Matt Groening a big hug. Last week, the Simpsons had an absolutely devastating takedown of e-cigarettes and how they are marketed to kids. 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